The Crossroads
Yo I'm 16 and have no idea what to do with my life and I love random shit so Tumblr is my haven. Hope you like what I post, if you don't then fly off to another blog on a disgruntled hockey stick, and feel free to ask me whatever 'cause I'd like to get to know you guys <3


~::~Current nicknames: Elliephant, Lampeggasaur, Skellyton(tastic)~::~

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

ladyrazzle:

markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

EVERYONE GO HOME, RUFFALO IS ON BOARD. 

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

 
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